Fine, You Can Have Him

Heres a comical column from the sports metropolis of Oakland, CA. Being from Chicago and a Cubs fan, I really would like to go line for line on how off this moron is. I'll save you the novel and give you the highlights. It's almost as if hes in Seinfeld's Bizzaro World and the opposite of everything he says is the truth.

"Good luck with the Cubbies, Lou Piniella, if you're the next fall guy. "

Ken Macha won a division and a playoff series...Dusty Baker finished last in the pathetic national league...need I say more?


"Discussing leaders of men in baseball, you can put Baker right in there with Jim Leyland, Joe Torre and Bobby Cox "

wow, anything being short of retarded should give the answer here...if I need to look the stats up for you please have someone tighten your straight-jacket and stay far far away


"Baker led the Cubs into the 2003 National League Championship Series. If not for the infamous Steve Bartman, the Cubs might have beaten Florida."

Right before watching my 21 year old frat boy friends turn into crying little girls, I watched that game...and (a little know fact actually was a game) seven that did not feature Bartman. What about over pitching Prior? Where were you to rally the troops? I dont want to cry myself to sleep so I'm not going to touch this subject.

"If Beane makes Baker the A's first African-American manager, this will boost attendance among black baseball fans"

sure...

"If Beane hires Baker, maybe Barry Zito would take a few million less to play for this thoughtful man, who brings food to his players."

Yeah and maybe Hudson and Moulder will reattach thier arms and come back to play for Dusty. I know I would go stay Oakland to have some holy water sprinkled on me.


Well my head hurts just thinking about what we had to deal with the past four years. Maybe Billy Beane doesn't like his bases clogged.

Anyways, Oakland I truely hope you come to your sense but good luck...look on the bright side, Neifi Perez will soon be ther to add 5 walks in 300ABs to help keep you bases unclogged.

PREFACE
Like many other normal sports fans out there, we use sports as our outlet to get away from the mundane lifestyles that plagues the creativity that our culture once had. We all live in a corporate world and most of work in it too. We live a politically correct society that outcasts individuality that our parents fought for. I could live in this world as long as I had sports. Since the merger of ABC and ESPN, the corporate plague has infected the sports media as we are forced to watch water-downed ass-kissing blowhards, which have taken over the journalism profession. Now instead of a degree, all you need to report sports is either a pretty face, be an average player, or fail in the business side of sports. This site will mainly focus on destroying the credibility of so-called sports journalists. I will not limit it to sports personalities and writers alone, their player counterparts are fair game too. Hopefully, there are people that share my opinion and maybe be semi-interested in what I write. Enjoy!